Twas a few nights before Christmas and at the DOG HOUSE
All us creatures were stirring including the mouse
We wore our fun headbands and holiday gear
And told all the patrons to tip for the beer!
The sound man was brilliant, and took extra care
To make sure all of the music floated in air
April and Rufus brough Beth some candy
and the festive wear contestants were looking quite dandy
The place was a hoppin’ and full of spirit
And we played and danced all the songs (we can hear it!)
Jane’s Addiction the Bee Gees, GnR and Lit
Lizzo, Billie Eilish and Steelheart (don’t quit!)
REO, Queen, and Pat Benatar
The party could be felt from near and far
You know it’s a grand time when the owner makes and order
To have Sugar Buzz back at least once per quarter
So we finish our work and break down the set
It’s as Merry a Christmas as one hoped to get
It’s a feeling we love when we do our very best
And fall into bed for a well deserved rest.